I stopped trying to be clever a long time ago...

“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!”
— No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)

(Source: scoldylox, via loveyourskinnyties)

My favorite boss got me one of these this morning & I’ve gotten so many customer service compliments since

My favorite boss got me one of these this morning & I’ve gotten so many customer service compliments since

Mom, iTunes doesn’t want your money #CountryStrong (cc @maryarrr)

Mom, iTunes doesn’t want your money #CountryStrong (cc @maryarrr)

Anonymous asked: My friend John really loves flying on my private jet. No boarding passes, no airport security, none of those scanners that show strangers the size of your dingle. You know?

THIS IS VITAL INFORMATION! 

johnbahnsen:

A moment of silence for the camera man who died for these shots

(Source: i-m-always-angry, via thedandelioninspring)