I stopped trying to be clever a long time ago...
Plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!”
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Anonymous asked: My friend John really loves flying on my private jet. No boarding passes, no airport security, none of those scanners that show strangers the size of your dingle. You know?
THIS IS VITAL INFORMATION!
A moment of silence for the camera man who died for these shots
(Source: i-m-always-angry, via thedandelioninspring)






