May 2013
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salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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avengerlicious:
So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
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l-afnt-elephant:
we ship everyone we see yet when it comes to ourselves we sail alone
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jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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nicklugo:
I appreciate good looking people of all genders
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teamniceboyfriends:
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
deludedziam:
if you havent cried over your otp then its not your otp
I’m still in tears over Garlic bread x Cheese
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lizayzay:
JIM AND PAM HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO THEIR KIDS THAT THEY CAN’T GO TO CHILI’S FOR DINNER BECAUSE PAM IS BANNED FOR LIFE
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person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no
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Star Trek: Into Darkness
noxidanamchara:
My initial reaction once it was over:
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GUYS. GUYS I JUST SAW STAR TREK. I NEED A MOMENT....
dancing-in-221b:
Words fail me. Have this gif.
This one is also accurate.
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teawithaview:
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
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zubat:
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
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